I don't want to go to School !

MOM: Wake up, son. Its time to go to college


SON: why  mom? I don't want to go to School..


MOM: Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to School?


SON: one all the students hate me. Two all the teachers hate me


MOM: Oh That's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to School..


SON: Give me Two reasons why I should go to School...?



MOM: one you are 55 yrs old and 
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Two you are the Principal of the School.. :D