Santa Banta at their Best!

Jasmeet : " What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?" 
Santa : " Golfing with friends, my dear." 
Jasmeet : " What? At 2 am?" 
Santa : " Yes, We used night clubs." 




At bedtime, Santa prepared two aspirins and a glass of water for his wife. 
Jasmeet : "What is this for?" 
Santa : "For you headache, dear." 
Jasmeet : "But I don't have a headache." 
Santa : "Good to know before hand..." 




Santa enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it. 
Jasmeet observes the whole episode. 
Again he comes and does the same stuff. 
Jasmeet askes, " Why are you doing this? 
Santa replies, " Doctor told to check sugar level regularly".

Transferring Files

Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him. 


1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option. 


2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC. 


3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file. 


4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option!!

Dumb & Dumber

Mrs. Banta (Preeto) was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over two hours at a time. 


One day she hung up just after 20 minutes.... 


What is the matter today? asked Santa. Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone.


I got a wrong number, replied Preeto. 

No Disc Movie

Santa: Kal movie dekhi, usme na koi scene tha, na koi aawaz.





Banta : Naam kya tha film ka.
Santa : NO DISC

Bullet Chalani aati hai?

Santa bullet chala raha tha,
santa activa vali se: kabi bullet chalai hai?
Ladki tez karke aage nikal gai.
Santa barabr me aakar... kabi bullet chalai he ?
Ladki slow ho gai..

Aage jakar santa ka accidnt ho gaya.
Ladki: or chala le bullet.
Santa: kameeni, yahi to puch raha tha, chlai he to bata de break kaise lagte hain.

Google or Yahoo!

Santa: Which is better, 

Google or Yahoo?


Banta: Oh wait, 
I'll search it on Google.

Fighting

Santa Banta were fighting after exam. 
Sir: why are you fighting? 


santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank, 
Sir: So what? 


santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.