kaun sa Tyre Panchar Tha?

4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayyari Nahi Ki,
Unhone Ek Manshooba Bnaya Or Agle Din Principle Se Bole,
Sir,Hum Shaadi Me Gaye The
Raste Me Tyre Panchar Ho Gaya
Hum Shari Rat Dhakka Lagate Rahe
Isliye Padh Nahi Sake.
Principle Ne Maan Liya Or
Unko Ek Din Ka Or Time De Dia
Or Agle Din Un Charo Ko 4 Alag Kamro Me Bithaya
Or Sirf 1 Sawal Diya.

Q-kaun sa Tyre Panchar Tha?
1- Front Right
2- Front Left
3- Back Right
4- Back Left
Note; Agar Same Jawab Hua To Sab Pass Warna Fail.

बॉस और कर्मचारी....

BOSS :-अगर मेरे हवाई जहाज़ में 50 ईंटे हो और मैं एक नीचे फ़ेंक दूं तो कितने बचेंगे ?
Employee :- 49
BOSS :-तीन वाक्य में बताओ कि हाथी को फ्रीज़ में कैसे रखा जाये ?
Employee :- (1) फ्रीज़ खोलिए, (2 ) हाथी को उसमे रखिये और (3) फ्रीज़ बंद कर दीजिये !
BOSS :-अब 4 वाक्य में बताओ कि हिरन को फ्रीज़ में कैसे रखा जाये ?
Employee :- (1) फ्रीज़ खोलिए (2 ) हाथी को बाहर निकालिए (3 ) हिरन को अन्दर रखिये और फिर फ्रीज़ बंद कर दीजिये !

BOSS :-आज जंगल में शेर का जन्मदिन मनाया जा रहा है,
वहां एक को छोड़ कर सब जानवर मौजूद है, बताओ कौन गैरमौजूद है ?
Employee :- हिरन, क्योंकि वो फ्रीज़ में बंद है !

bol bachchan jokes/Funny Shayari

No Disc Movie

Santa: Kal movie dekhi, usme na koi scene tha, na koi aawaz.





Banta : Naam kya tha film ka.
Santa : NO DISC

Bullet Chalani aati hai?

Santa bullet chala raha tha,
santa activa vali se: kabi bullet chalai hai?
Ladki tez karke aage nikal gai.
Santa barabr me aakar... kabi bullet chalai he ?
Ladki slow ho gai..

Aage jakar santa ka accidnt ho gaya.
Ladki: or chala le bullet.
Santa: kameeni, yahi to puch raha tha, chlai he to bata de break kaise lagte hain.

I don't want to go to School !

MOM: Wake up, son. Its time to go to college


SON: why  mom? I don't want to go to School..


MOM: Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to School?


SON: one all the students hate me. Two all the teachers hate me


MOM: Oh That's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to School..


SON: Give me Two reasons why I should go to School...?

Har Cheez ka Answer Rajnikanth Nahin Hota !!!

In 1975, Superman, Batman & Spider man were Flying Across India. 
& Suddenly All Died Mysteriously.....
.
.
Na Munna Na !!! !
Har Cheez ka Answer Rajnikanth Nahin Hota !!! !

Yaad Hai Na, 
Sholay Mein Gabbar Singh Ne 3 Goliyan Hawa Mein Chalayi thi ???

Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De !

Ek Bhikhari (Rupiye maangte hue) : "Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De ! "


Amir Aadmi: "Aaj Kuch Nahin Hai , Kal Aana!"


( Ye Rupiya na dene ka silsila kaafi dino tak chalta raha!Phir ek din finally bhikhari ne try mari ! )
Bhikari: " Bhagwaan Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De ! "




Amir Aadmi: " Aaj Kuch Nahin Hai,Kal Aana! "



Bhikhari finally chidke Bola : " Saale Is Kal Kal Ke Chakkar Mein Mere Lakhon Rupayae Phase Hue Hain ! "

Jai Shree Ganeshay Namah

Google or Yahoo!

Santa: Which is better, 

Google or Yahoo?


Banta: Oh wait, 
I'll search it on Google.

Accounting ki Ladki kisi Ladke ko jab Gali de to?

Accounting ki Ladki kisi Ladke ko jab Gali de to kaise gali de gi,
-Salay dishonour cheque
-Zameen pe Liability
-Maa Baap ki Kharaab statement
-Saalay 2 takke ki Adjustment
Itna maaru gi ki zindagi bhar teri balance sheet bhi Equal nahe ho gi.

Fighting

Santa Banta were fighting after exam. 
Sir: why are you fighting? 


santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank, 
Sir: So what? 


santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.