Programmer Shayari

Kal jab tum mile thhe.
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain.
your file not found!
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga.
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga.
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye.
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye.
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo.
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo.
Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning.
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning.
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don’t like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space.
Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya Server down

I don't want to go to School !

MOM: Wake up, son. Its time to go to college


SON: why  mom? I don't want to go to School..


MOM: Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to School?


SON: one all the students hate me. Two all the teachers hate me


MOM: Oh That's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to School..


SON: Give me Two reasons why I should go to School...?

Accounting ki Ladki kisi Ladke ko jab Gali de to?

Accounting ki Ladki kisi Ladke ko jab Gali de to kaise gali de gi,
-Salay dishonour cheque
-Zameen pe Liability
-Maa Baap ki Kharaab statement
-Saalay 2 takke ki Adjustment
Itna maaru gi ki zindagi bhar teri balance sheet bhi Equal nahe ho gi.