Showing posts with label Husband Wife Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Husband Wife Jokes. Show all posts
I’m trying to prove a point
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.
She then says “I want you to see this.” She puts a worm in the water and it swims around.
She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, “What do you have to say about this experiment?”
He responds by saying: “If I drink whiskey, I won’t get worms!”
sent to my house also
One day in madras a lady dies. Her husband was very happy that she dieds. She died because a dog bites her.
So when they were going to a kabristan, there is about thousands of peaple comming behined and the dog who had bite was moving at the forward with a lot of flowers on his head.
TWO DIFFICULT THINGS TO ACHIEVE
1. To plant your ideas in someone else's head.
2. To put someone else's money in your own pocket.
The one who succeeds in the first one is called a TEACHER.
And the second is called a BUSINESSMAN.
The one who succeeds in both is called a WIFE
The one who fails in both is called a HUSBAND!!!
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