Mordern Laws ~ Funny Law

1:~ Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.


2:~  Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.


3:~  Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.


4:~  Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.


5:~  O'brien's Variation Law: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.


6:~  BELL'S THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.


7:~  RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.


8:~  OWEN'S LAW: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.


9:~  HOWDEN'S LAW: You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox.




10:~ WILLOUGHBY'S LAW: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.


11:~  ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.


12:~  BREDA'S RULE: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.



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